Moity

If Jesus was a cat.

How many times a day do you pray to Moity.
That's a very moity hat you have.
Do you know the way to Moity
"For moity's sake!!!!"

by Moity August 6, 2018

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Camp Manitou

a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.

boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you

by campcritic November 9, 2010

manita

Türkish slang for girl... of course a hot one !! ;-)

Damn look at this manita !!!

by Ferhat March 10, 2003

Mohited

Finessing someone into taking more alcohol then they should be consuming.

Lets Mohit this guy so we can take his girl.
We Mohited the shit out of that guy last night bro.

by rumpelstiltskin101011 February 19, 2018

mokit

scottish slang, meaning very dirty.

1. Dammit, my car's mokit already!
2. Girl 1 - are you wearing your new boots?
Girl 2 - NO way, they'll get mokit!

by hannah April 10, 2005

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008