modulator valve

(n.)1. a system widely used in Europe to keep certain substances from touching the ground, floor, etc... As of 2009, has not crossed the pond to the United States.
(n.)2. a device able to modulate at low levels consisting of plastic (static free), paper like products (including post-it notes, legal paper, computer paper etc...) in a box or circular form. Used mainly to keep long, flowing objects in place (garland, tinsel, etc...).

1). Five different Italian families are believed to have invented the system know as the "modulator valve."

2.) "Wow", said Jane, "that modulator valve keeps the tinsel from hanging down and tree looks so much more beautiful."

modulator valve by tttech guy7 December 3, 2010

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.

'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator by dougesoul March 20, 2003

Moderate Muslim 

A Muslim who thinks the Ummah is still not powerful enough to take on the West and tries to compromise his practice of Islam temporarily. These people are prepared to wait until Muslim countries become powerful enough to threaten the civilized world.

These may also be muslims who practice taqiyya and tries to act peaceful.

guy with commonsense: Do you know what Saudi Arabia teaches its children?
Bush: C'mon. They're a country of moderate Muslims. Now let's take care of radicals like al-Qaeda and the tiny minority of extremists who malign the noble religion of Islam.

Moderate Muslim by theoneverdies December 6, 2006

Moderaptor 

An older moderator that's just as dangerous as the dinosaurs they grew up with.

Uh-oh, the moderaptor is still typing his post! He must be really mad!

Moderaptor by MrBigstuph May 30, 2020

moderntard 

A moderntard is the opposite of nostalgiatard who thinks anything from today is better than from the past.

Person 1: I hate everything from the '90s! Because they are old!
Person 2: Stop being a moderntard.

moderntard by PaperBoat2001 March 30, 2018

mordertorium 

A period of time, of either fixed or undetermined duration, during which one or more people agree to not purchase anything through online shopping (especially Amazon).

“When our Amazon bill eclipsed our mortgage payment, we agreed to a 60 day mordertorium.”

mordertorium by trippstadt June 12, 2021

roblox moderation 

the moderation system that accepts legit porn but doesn't accept a funny looking face.

Person 1: Roblox moderation sucks! I got banned for posting a face that I drew in Microsoft paint!
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

roblox moderation by Dakiile December 13, 2021