Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015

Man Mocha

The manliest of mocha coffees. It is a strong and manly caffeinated drink, originating in the Puerto Vallarta area.

Definite not to be confused with the mocha man.

Rebecca wasn't ready for how strong the man mocha was. But she sure was glad the mocha man was there.

by DrunkenDuncan November 21, 2018

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

Mini-Mart Mocha

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.

I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.

by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb

by wockbomb January 19, 2011

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.

Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.

by jamoore84 September 8, 2007