Mishroom

(N) Mooshu Chicken

Scheming noodles of green peppers. Firm slap by the tip of the snout.Mishroom.

by KP and DP March 21, 2010

mastrolonardo

A mother fucking sex god

I'd fuck that, he's a mastrolonardo

by he fucks with maddie's June 5, 2014

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.

Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

mistress

a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam

mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks

by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

Mistoke

Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.

Unless I mistoke Bret to be Brett, but whatever.

by Jew baggle September 14, 2010