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Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves
by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018
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mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.
Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.
by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019
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mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
by armednigger January 5, 2022
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Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 28, 2022
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mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022
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Misterogyny

Misterogeny (Mr.Ogeny/mist-a-ojini)

in its most basic form, is the female version of misogyny, which unbeknownst to most men, already has a unique word called misandry, however this is not only little known, but has been purposefully invented by women to sound different from the logical choice misterogyny. This has been done to confuse men into thinking they are unrepresented and therefore belittled.
Ironically, this is to get back at men for inventing the word ‘irony’, which they take to be a misogynistic word.
Wife, “its your job to take the rubbish out”
Husband, “why is it my job”
wife, “because I don’t want to damage my nails”
Husband, “Misterogyny!”
by Green Tentacle April 15, 2023
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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