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sriracha mustache

When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.
by TheNotSoSilentOne March 8, 2017
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piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022
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Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012
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Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
by admirallenny November 6, 2014
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Burning off my mustache

1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.
1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!
by Radzid July 4, 2014
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Red Man Mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?
by Thereis1 September 15, 2017
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