minge base

The act of touching anothers genitals when they don't want you to. Often happens when they don't expect you to. Minge basing can be either above or below the clothing, however actual physical contact earns more respect from your peers (and a stronger slap from the victim).

"Minge base!"

by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004

mingegurgle

The resultant sounds that occurs when a female queefs and quims

The trouble she has is that because she has a vagina the size of St Peter's Basilica and cums like victoria falls, the amount of air expunged and inhaled by her vagina makes her mingegurgle.

by BigSeddon October 31, 2013

minge

the minge is the fur around the vagina, often it is thick and tufty though some people shave and trim it

i like furry minges, the furrier the better

by CameronG August 9, 2005

minge

Cunt or Mott

Fuck me lads, she had a minge like the Jackson Five in a rugby scrum.

by Jamie April 13, 2003

wotever minger

wotever minger- MEANING- shut it you ugly fucker your wasting my time.This can be said or if you have the time shown with hand movements. Using ur thumb and index finger make a W by pressing the tips of ur thumbs and holding ur index fingers out straight then while keeping ur thumbs together twist it over to make a M and there you have it Wotever Minger.

Chris: Hey can u buy me a drink?
Me: Uh....Nah
Chris: I swear u owe money????
Me: um....wotever minger(said and use of hand movements)

by kay December 8, 2004

mingeling

A sexually precocious,prepubescent girl.
An underage prickteaser.

"I'm going round to see that slapper I met in the pub last weekend"
"Be careful of her daughter,she's a mingeling,she'll get you in trouble if you get too friendly"

Patsy Kensit in the 'Fairy Liquid' advert

by bananabender January 23, 2011

Minge Crickets

Crabs, of the genital variety.

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.

by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011