miracle ear

When you blow your knuckle children in a bitches ear.
Yo dog you skanked dat bitch sideways and gave her a miracle ear finish Shiiiiittttt youze a gansta
by DGeatatJG February 29, 2008
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Miracle Whip

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.
by Someguywithtoomuchtime March 30, 2015
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miracle inch

the small area located between the balls and the ass crack
I went crazy when my girlfriend started to lick my miracle inch.
by tahanetakoontae June 19, 2007
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Lyrical miracle

An insult used by dumb people (mostly on the internet of course?) (because they are too pussy to say it in person!) to try to disrespect and discredit lyrical rappers who actually put skill and effort into their rhymes and don't just get high and say whatever comes to their minds (lil wayne.) The reason they do this is because they are just mad that their favorite shitty rappers can't rap like that and that said "lyrical miracle" rappers put shitty rappers like lil gayne to shame and make them look like nothing compared to them.
1.
Luke: Who is your favorite rapper?
Bill: At the moment, K-Rino. He's one of the goats imo.
Luke: Ewww snooze, that's lyrical miracle nonsense...just using big words not saying anything.
Bill: You're just mad that lil wayne is a fucking talentless retard and can't rap like that and that K-Rino is a lot more skilled and is on a level that lil wayne will never be able to reach.
Luke: Just, I, you, just fuck you! Shut up ya cac!

2.
Idiot: Fuck Hopsin Canibus K-Rino Chino XL Eminem Logic Diabolic n all dat lyrical miracle rap trash, all it is is saying big words n trynna sound smart when they rilly arnt saying anything. Lil Wayne is better then all them white people rappers! Lil Wayne raps about real topics like smoking weed, drinking lean, and eating pussy and is fucking good at it!
Smart person: Lol lil wayne is shit. And I'd like to hear you rap as good as the rappers you say are trash? I bet you couldn't do it so just shut your retarded ass mouth until you can make a rap half as good.
Idiot: You...you're a...I...fuck you, fucking fuck you, fuck you you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte July 04, 2022
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miracle whips

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
by David S. Rose March 02, 2007
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Miracle Grow

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.
I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow
by Wooooord Fiend March 12, 2015
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Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie
Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.
by Eat 'n' Sweat July 26, 2007
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