meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016

Metricon Slut

A women in her mid to late 30's who is obsessed with a clean modern day home, designed and constructed by the home building company Metricon. Usually ensuring the cheapness of the household is kept up to date with post modern Chinese designs and cheap holidays to Bali.

Sharon yelled at her children for not taking off the shoes upon entering the Metricon home, her wife beating husband noticed this, and scream at her "Sharon! Stop Being a Metricon Slut!"

by metriconwhore March 24, 2017

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.

I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.

by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018

Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

Metric Fuckilogram

A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.

Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.

by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018

metrictomecat21

Pp licker who big gay at fortnite.

What are real metrictomecat21

by Schoolshooter48 January 11, 2019