A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the text message hand job mug.1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
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Sending a Instant Message or Text Message with multiple questions/answers or responses into one combined bulk message.
Friend A: hey Costco message me instead of sending me multiple texts. i don't have unlimited texting
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
Friend B: Oh okay that's fine. how was that party last night? i heard it was pretty sick. any plans for later tonight? i heard everyone's going down to the lake later.
by ChrisXPPro1 January 5, 2010
Get the Costco Message mug.Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
by howxs10tl March 30, 2011
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Him: I’d like to take you out on a date, you down?
Her:*doesn’t reply*
Him: Ight don’t expect to hear form me again. I got the message.
Her: Hey, so what are we exactly m?
Him: Look I really like you but I’m tryna focus on my career right now...
Her: Say no more, I got the message.
Her:*doesn’t reply*
Him: Ight don’t expect to hear form me again. I got the message.
Her: Hey, so what are we exactly m?
Him: Look I really like you but I’m tryna focus on my career right now...
Her: Say no more, I got the message.
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Get the change da world my final message, goodby e mug.-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006
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