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Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.
"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."
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the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"
damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid
by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006
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little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007
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mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.
Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening
by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014
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Mermaid Lesbian

Similar to bambi lesbian, a lesbian that is e.g. aesthetically and/or romantically attracted to women but not sexually, hence their lower part being replaced with a cute fishtail.
A: This cheap bed would be way too fragile for us. Let's look for another one that we can actually use.
B: Like I would ever use it like that with you mermaid lesbian anyway...
A: What? I meant when we feel like having a pillow fight again, you perv!
by ColdKate August 28, 2021
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pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007
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