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smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.
Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.
by Trochilus June 8, 2014
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hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
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big boy melon

ooo hes hot whos that
his name is big boy melon
by givemehead5 November 25, 2019
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Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
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mellon arena

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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Melonica

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.
yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.
by ridiichico May 1, 2009
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melon boat

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013
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