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Might as Well Shotgun

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...
Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!
by J Schillz May 19, 2011
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o-mighty

I can't wait from my 'Diet Cunt' shirt to get in from O-Mighty.
by Selfie God September 1, 2013
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the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.
"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)
by TeresaKW August 29, 2005
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moight

a term used by Simon Draper to mean almost anything.
"mooooooite!" said simon
by Grant Smith April 28, 2004
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Mighty Nug

A large, inebriated,character who eveyone loves, but noone can understand or penetrate their drunken haze. A person who drinks too much, throws up too early. passes out too soon and falls down everywhere. Best known for their drunken antics, including falling down, getting markered or shaved and taking a fat bitch for the team. In it's natural state, a mighty nug is most often seen with half closed eyes and a cheap beer in hand.
Person 1: Yo, did you here about Lukas last night? He tackled a lamp in a drunken rage.
Person 2: What a mighty nug!
by Sir Robertson October 19, 2008
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D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back

The greatest movie ever made, and one of the most influential works of art of all time, along the lines of the Bible, The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. It also features Jesse Hall, who's cooler than you or Chuck Norris. Also, Charlie Conway likes the penis.
You're watching D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back again? Fantastic!
by Khalil Greene July 9, 2006
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Mighty Dyke

A very endangered species only found in New Jersey. The species are going extinct because the species are only female and tends to lick too much carpet to care about the problem. Dykes tend to be hostile nature,not very fast at all and most percent of them have orange hair on top of the cranium.They usually wear glasses to spot squares of carpet from miles away. Their diet usually consist of Slim Jim's,smothered in tobasco sauce. This diet tends to make them extremely horny and seek the nearest carpet or vagina in range of their long tongues.
Matt: Oy! DYKE!
Pat: It's a wild one! VERY RARE! CROIKY!
Kev:Watch as the Mighty Dyke majestically loafs his way around the street. Look at the size of that tongue!
Pat: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!(shoots,dead on)
Matt: Good shot Winchesta!!!!
by DagoCorp. December 11, 2008
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