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Metaphorical Couch

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.
Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.
by kraushaus October 20, 2011
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metaparanoid

A term used to characterize when a person's state of paranoia is intrinsically self-referential.
Person: "He's so paranoid."
Me: "Are you sure you're not projecting."
Person: "No dude. I'm not paranoid."
Me: "You're metaparanoid --- you're paranoid about being paranoid right now."
by foopyfoofle September 9, 2016
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Metaphorically

in a way that uses or relates to metaphor; figuratively.
You slept like a baby last night, metaphorically
by SoullessHeartz May 11, 2022
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metapause

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause
She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.
by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016
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busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth

to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.
say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.
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metaphor

A sentence used to express the relationship of words, : can mean "is to" and :: can mean "as"
Arm is to leg as hot is to cold

have sex : lose virginity :: jumping off a cliff : death
by Xavier breath April 19, 2005
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metaphysical materialism

Metaphysical materialism is the metaphysical world view that reality is defined by matter, and the immaterial does not exist. This is similar to metaphysical naturalism, however naturalism is the idea that the universe only runs on natural laws, and materialism is the idea that the universe is only matter, so materialism as a metaphysical concept is an ontological view of the universe, while naturalism is a scientific philosophy that takes the premise of materialism and applies it to our understanding of the universe.
Metaphysical materialism is just a fancier way of saying materialism, both mean the same thing obviously. Most people just use materialism, but adding the term metaphysical to it clarifies that it is talking about a material world of the universe and not an obsession with wealth.
by Kelmeer23 March 17, 2023
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