Melted

When your lace look good as fuck

Hey Bri your lace is melted.

by Unavailable unknown July 20, 2020

Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

matediso

An amazing person who will always be there for you

“Matediso really helped me yesterday.”

by Alarian October 5, 2020

melted snowball

Ejaculation into the ear cavity.

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball”

by Bigblakk February 1, 2021

Meased

Substitute for messed

I meased that up so badly.

by Original name #2 April 18, 2021

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021