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Mayo

The Devil's sandwich spread.
"I don't like mayo."
by Anti_Cringy_Kidz January 2, 2018
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Mustard & Mayonaise

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California
Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise
by Los of Vallejo April 5, 2004
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mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce
I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
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Mayo

1)Mayo is a short word for mayonnaise.
2) Can be used when you break up with someone as an analogy.
1) Buy some mayo when your out shopping please.
2) Person one: You know this is gonna sound lame, but i really wanna spread love but i have to have it first you know, say you're gonna spread mayo but you only have mustard.
by kookooTaco December 1, 2019
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mayadha

a heart full of generousity and gratitude; someone who loves children; beautiful and amazing; smart and sincere; honest and religious; caring and bold; loves to amaze people with her amazing mind and big heart of gold; a woman who loves her man like no other women can and stays faithful and loyal to him until the end of time
A man that has his mayadha, has wealth beyond great measure; one that can not be placed on the scale of life itself.
by Fahd H May 18, 2008
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Mayo Friday

Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.

One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.

Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday

While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.

Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.

Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
"It's Ketchup Thursday. Damn."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."

"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"

"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"

"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
by Jugstream April 15, 2021
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Mayokun

A sweet, funny, smart boy originated from Nigeria. He is always bound to put a smile on your face but he can be really annoying. Always positive and is never mean. Very handsome
by jam384728 March 19, 2017
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