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Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater
by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009
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Youtube Material

A phrase when something funny or interesting happens, and it is so awesome it deserves to be on Youtube.

Something so awesome even Mitchell Davis, Shanedawson, fluffetalks, or sxephil would want on their channel.

usually said as" Thats youtube material right there!"
Person 1: whoah look at those hot white girls Sara and Kristen dressed up as G@NK$T@$! getting beaten up by black people. this is hilarious!

Person 2: Dude that's youtube material right there.
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goat material

Somebody or something that is capable of being the greatest of all time.
You're goat material.
by Authex December 30, 2021
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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.
"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
by SnowWhite July 30, 2008
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Wank Material

something or someone that could enhance a persons visual enjoyment while masturbating
by mc_beet August 6, 2006
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jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"
"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."
by my8086 May 25, 2007
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