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massturbation

mass masturbation. pronounced: mass-ter-bay'-shun. dry orgy. massturbation can refer to the act of stimulating one's own sexual organs in the presence of other persons (seven or more) who are performing the same act. it can also refer to an event involving such acts. massturbation is gender-blind. verb: massturbate. someone who massturbates: massturbator. someone who is taken to a massturbation against his/her will or someone who is new to massturbation: massturbatee.
Susie: "Where were you last night?"
Frank: "Attending the massturbation at the stadium."
by mecovili October 20, 2006
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Masturbationalist

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.
Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.
by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009
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masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
by mr man1992 December 6, 2009
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female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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Masturbation

What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.
Make sure everyone in the house doesnt need to take a poop before you start your Masturbation session!
by Itakelongshowers May 5, 2010
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masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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masturbation

cheating on your girlfriend without cheating.
ive manage to sleep with 20 girls and still keep my wife. thank you masturbation
by rfgbx9 December 28, 2009
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