A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.
by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011
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Did you hear about Fred? He drank the Galapagos Martini.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.
by marty1973 March 30, 2009
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To ejaculate into a martini glass.
by Cliffburton January 23, 2009
Get the Jizz Martini mug.The one kid that gets all the bitches and no one even realizes it. He doesn't seem like it but he's an amazing kisser has a big dick. The girl he falls for will be soooo lucky
Girl 1: Daniel Martini is probably terrible at anything romance related
Girl 2: I hooked up with him yesterday. He was great.
Girl 2: I hooked up with him yesterday. He was great.
by keithiskewl November 5, 2013
Get the daniel martini mug.A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
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Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016
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I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016
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