manbush

When a straight man unknowingly walks into a gay bar and is hit on by an overwhelming amount of men.

John: why are you so out of breath? and is that glitter on your neck?

Tom: I had to run from the gay bar, I let one guy buy me a cosmo and it turned into a total manbush.

by a.vio September 16, 2009

Manushi

When you smile or become excited even though you know you are about to get your ass kicked.

The girl looked at the perp with a manushi look on her face.

by Marley February 9, 2005

Manpussy

The very act of a man acting like a chick. On the rag. Scared of comming after what he wants. Hiding behind a computer because the prefer to be lame instead a a real nija.

Dude stop using your "manpussy" and tell her already. she doen't even know what you realy want till you tell her. TO HER FACE. Otherwise a person with a manpussy can never be taken seriously.

by underskinreveld' October 25, 2009

mancusian

One who regards the mass of humanity as unthinking monkeys, sheep, or programmed mindless consumers, acting at the will of social conditioning without independent thought.

"I'm a Mancusian, like I don't shop at WallyWorld wid all those wack cheese curds, yo!"

by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

ManFUPA

Refers to the fat upper penis area on a horrifically obese nerd like man who spends his time over eating at fast food restaurants and spending on average $65 - $85 a day on triple cheese burgers, fries and lard patties. Not able to have normal interactions with other humans, mostly because of people trying to harpoon the beast, or push him repeatedly back into the ocean.

Damn, that beast Harold has a ManFUPA. He is going to die if we don’t get him back in the ocean. Don’t try and take the cheeseburgers away from him, Don lost his arm that way and harpooned him last week with no effect. The spear hit him in the ManFUPA and was totally absorbed. Shelly saw Harold last week digging in his ManFUPA trying to find his penis when she questioned him on if what she saw was an inverted blowhole.

by Joy the Fatty October 13, 2008

mangus

used to refer to a person who is lazy and always tries to pass off their work to someone else. They usaully have poor hygiene and smell like ass.

The new guy at work is a real mangus.

by Hungry M December 20, 2006

Manus

Manus is the name of a pedophile, and has subsequently been used as an insult in New Zealand, including on a TV commercial discouraging drunk driving. Hence, calling someone a Manus is like calling them a pedophile.

Oi, you Manus!
Nah, you're a Manus!

by Bloopy September 6, 2006