two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

Guts Malone

A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched

spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day

by Randall Fist November 12, 2019

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.

Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"

by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Stinky Malone

When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.

Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.

by Highschool DxD November 19, 2017

trey malone

A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny

Don't u love trey malone

by psst water 259 April 10, 2017