magenta

a word describing an ADD like feeling. you feel angsty, sad, happy, confused, anxious, all at once.

"i feel so magenta today, i don't know what to do."

by krystalmeth March 29, 2009

moron magnet

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008

troll magnet

Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.

Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”

Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”

by chuffermonkey April 26, 2008

magenta

The color a man will call his car if it is really pink.

Hey Garrett, when did you get that pink cavalier? Shit, my car ain't pink, it's magenta.. YEEEAHHHHH!!!!!

by Anonymous NCC User July 29, 2004

magnet head

An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.

Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.

Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!

Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!

by prunly November 10, 2009

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

Magenta

The incestious English maid/domestic in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with unruly dark magenta hair and voyeuristic intentions. She enjoys time-warping, 'dusting' the banister, and having elbow fetish fun with her brother. Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff, and Magenta all come from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania.

"Master, dinner is prepared!"
"Daaah, I grow veary of dis vorld!"
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're ALL lucky! Hahahahaha..."

by Kelly-Po November 17, 2003