Grenade Magnet

A guy who only seems to attract ugly girls

Seamus: Whats up with graham he is such a grenade magnet! Did you see all them grenades jumping at his junk.
Franny: Poor guy I hear he was pulling out shrapnel for days after going home with Roxanne!

by littledevil69 August 17, 2010

manletism

The condition of being a manlet, aka short male that usually compensates by getting ripped.

Poor josh, he suffers from manletism

by pussyplayer34 September 19, 2018

Oven Magnet

A slur used against jews, or anyone of jewish faith.

"What the hell is wrong with you Oven Magnet"

by HackMaster321 February 17, 2005

Magnet therapy

Fake medicine witch claims to heal anything through the power of magnets

1:Magnet therapy's been debunked dude, go get some real medicine instead of that quackery
2:But I feel better
1:It's just the placebo effect

by urbanific January 10, 2009

meaglethepotatoe

Even though this guy is a fucking midget being 5,5 he is still able to carry anyone in valorant even ZANITY, he is one of the smartest out of his friends yet still struggles to reach the top shelf, his brain may be big but he isn't, guess his genetics fucked him over as well as evolution. We are all superior to him in every other way except valorant and school, for example we can use tinder he can't. GG WP

meaglethepotatoe HOW CAN HE REACH THE DESK TO PLAY THE GAME

by void24creed October 27, 2020

turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 18, 2005

dork magnet

one who attacts the likes of the stupid, witless, mentally challenged, and/or people of the loser variety

Everytime I go to a bar some lame wad has to come up and start a conversation with me. I must be a dork magnet!

by king kenny January 19, 2009