by Milo X April 24, 2006
Get the tickle my balls mug.Sort of like, Suck my Dick. To be used when someone tries to tell you other wise and you just get so fed up that you want them to shut up.
Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.
Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.
You: Yeah cheese is made from Chickens
Other: NO it's made from cows
You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.
Example 2:
Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.
Other: NO it's made from cows
You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.
Example 2:
Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.
by erectedunicorn January 15, 2011
Get the Bieber My Balls mug.Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.
by Rouka June 23, 2016
Get the Lick My Balls mug.A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 21, 2010
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"Man, I've only been seeing this bitch for a few days and I got her swangin' from my ballsack already!"
by indaairtonight August 22, 2008
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"Okay. Suck MY balls"
*slap* "YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHER A COWARD."
"Okay. Suck MY balls"
*slap* "YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHER A COWARD."
by sdfdsafsdfkdsafjdskl;adslkfjds May 14, 2011
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I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.
A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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