Murk

Something is shitty, disappointing, or sad

I dropped my fuckin taco on my way home.
Thats a murk

by White Jackie Chan April 21, 2019

murk

To Kill/Defeat (depends on context). Derived from the word mercenary.

Alternative spelling : Merk.

Von got murked in Atlanta. RIP.

by The Hood Translator January 15, 2024

Murk

A male person that has a light brown-brown skin and black hair.

Girl: Did you see our new teacher?
Friend: That new Murk in school?
Girl: Yeah that one.
Friend: Lol yeah, he has such a cameltoe.

by SceamBiersack July 1, 2011

murked

murdered, killed

snuck up on dat nigga and murked his ass

i murked his ass in COD lastnight.

by dat man tyrone October 15, 2020

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021