foot mouth

1.(noun): One who often says the wrong thing.

2.(adjective): A moment one may have when they say something akward/inappropriate.

1. Bill is such a foot mouth; he told Sally to "tough it out" when her boyfriend broke up with her.

2. Bill had a foot mouth moment yesterday when he asked his algebra teacher for a lap dance.

by rebecca</3 December 25, 2008

Mouth pearl.

Jizz ball inside someone's mouth.

"Kellie, here comes a large Mouth pearl."

by Not ewf June 12, 2014

closet mouth

A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.

Although Sue is a virgin, she is quite a closet mouth.

by Rachael Potter May 11, 2007

Boner in the Mouth

Something that is indescribably delicious

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!

by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011

new mouth

when you've had a mustache for a while and you finally shave it off completely and you look like a young boy again.

a: yo son, you seen money after he got a cut yesterday?

b: yea b, son got new mouth.

by GMoney168 March 4, 2009

acid mouth

The Day after a coke binge, the roof of your mouth has a burning sensation.

Damn bro I have the worst acid mouth, I think I did too much Christina last night.

by Dee420 May 14, 2015

cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015