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Spider money shot 

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

son of a monkey's ass 

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.
::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"
son of a monkey's ass by Meta April 12, 2004

JT Money Shot 

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...
Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"
JT Money Shot by Ms. Fat Booty January 18, 2008

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

money shot 

When a glistening brown man takes a basketball in the last few seconds of the game and says, "Hey guys, this here is the money shot."
The glistening brown man took the basketball in the last few seconds of the game and said, "Hey guys, this here is the money shot."

money shot 

the cinematic spectacle of male ejaculation (usually onto the female) whereby female desire and plesure is represented as existing solely for male orgasm; the visual representation of male ejaculation in which female desire does not exist for the woman as an individual, rather, as desiring male orgasm.
she heaved and moaned in pleasure as he ejaculated onto her hand.
money shot by d.e.b. July 12, 2004