Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

moldavite

it’s that crazy witch bitch shit that destroys your life and turns you into a kleptomaniac, toxic, blood hounding zodiac sign fiending motha

hey what’s that crystal around your neck?
moldavite
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by ihateeverything January 4, 2022

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

by Claymolder January 3, 2013

HFJ Moldy

HFJ Moldy is a slice of bread with a small piece out of her top left and it's covered in mold. She is a frieght handeler, and she is married to HFJ Scenty. Thank you.

Person 1: Bro, why is HFJ Moldy so fucking stupid??
Person 2: Idk, though I HATE HER.
Person 1: Same.
*HFJ Moldy blasts through the door*
Hfj Moldy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKS?

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 9, 2022

moldy ham sandwich

Used to define vagina that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes

Yo I saw Maddie Lee's nudes, that shit was a moldy ham sandwich

Sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, I could smell that shit as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia

by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

Moldova

Moldova is a Republic in eastern Eurpoe, landlocked between Ukraine and Romainia. It's now one of the poorest countries in the former USSR. Moldova can be used to express rural poverty.

"That poor girl from outta town has nothing at all, it's like she's from Moldova."

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

moldy

Adj. Describes anything that is old, out of style or has fallen out of favor.

Classic rock is so moldy... why do people still listen to it?

by Jacaranda May 19, 2007