When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”
by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023
Get the Minty Where’s Waldomug. by Piaiscool October 11, 2020
Get the Mintymug. A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.
by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024
Get the Minty Bellmug. When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021
Get the Minty gobstoppermug. by TheBeesKnees34 December 23, 2023
Get the Mintymug. Abbreviation for sentimental.
I was feeling very minty at our high school reunion.
by Birdie01 November 26, 2020
Get the Mintymug. A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.
The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.
Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.
Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything
Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.
Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything
Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011
Get the Mintymug.