Corpo Minion

A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.

e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.

PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.

by FireSourcery September 20, 2022

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rich minion

it means a minion (that is rich) 👍

i got a friend with a rich minion

by tobias1313 July 9, 2022

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robert minion cult

a bunch of fucking weirdos who talk about robert manion but as a minion... yeah.

the robert minion cult? yeah fuck them.

by satan is a real man August 1, 2019

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sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

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