Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 29, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood April 07, 2014

the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"

damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid

by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006

little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat

Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight

by Dan aka M.O.B January 20, 2007

Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B October 20, 2008

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.

Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening

by Poopypooyown June 26, 2014