The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."

"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."

by ekgi November 10, 2018

Mallards

British slang for breasts. Commonly used when objectifying a woman.

That girl's got a stonking pair of mallards

by publicpollinator December 16, 2016

mellado

A super long penis

He really has a Mellado

by Sucky dick March 31, 2018

Megladon Uniboob

A Person Appearing To Have One Gargantuious Boob.

That Person Appears To Have One Gargantuious Boob, That Is A Megladon Uniboob.

by Whales.Are.Us🐋💨 April 9, 2015

melafefon

The hebrew word for Cuecumber, also, a person who is gay.

Ahi hu mamash melafefon.
(man hes such a melafefon)

by unnamed October 28, 2004

Mallard Creek

The best school in Charlotte, NC. The best school in CMS. Second only to Providence in test scores, the best at football and basketball, and the most swag. We rock at every sport, so be jealous. Theatre Kids are definitely the best, but DECA kids are alright too. Biggest Multicultural club, ever. Our teachers are better than the rest, but most of all, the students are the finest, coolest, best there are. Basically, you want to go there, so transfer.

1.
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.

2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?

(Northside schools go harder.)

by MCHSgirl July 5, 2011

Mallaria

The unpleasantly drowsy, grouchy feeling common after a long day of shopping, especially in a mall.

"My feet hurt! Why does it smell like Auntie Anne's EVERYWHERE in here! Let's go home."

"Relax, sweetie. You've just got a little case of Mallaria. Take some Ibuprofen."

by dadanddaughter March 29, 2009