Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

makeup sick

When a person loves makeup more then anything else. When your heart skips a beat for makeup

“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”

“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”

by ILoveMakeUp12345 May 12, 2018

Prom Makeup

A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.

Her prom makeup does not look good, is she a drag queen??

by gfxchjkgfcxdchjgfcxhjk May 3, 2023

Clam makeup

When you perform cunnilingus and come up with that clam makeup on your face

“I had a job interview this morning and forgot about the clam makeup I had on”!

by Hotrod_Stewart September 7, 2021

Dick makeup

Remnants of cum of your face/chin

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup

by Sillyc May 17, 2019

Makeup warrior

British slang for a bootleg representation of African cultures

Did you see those Makeup warriors at the tube?

by Bobby white house October 10, 2021