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-mageddon

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-mageddon" has been popularized in the media, trying to make light of an undesirable yet minor situation; however like any pop culture word (or suffix in this case) it's becoming less helpful and more annoying with its overuse.

Related suffix: "-pocalypse"

Can also affixed as "-geddon." hyphen not always used.
The roads are closed due to a recent 'snow-mageddon'

John Madden recently went insane during a football game and it resulted in madden-mageddon
by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011
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Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.
He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.
by xtian December 2, 2005
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Magee

1)a term of emphasis often added to a quality or attribute of a person to form a two part nickname
2)can also be used in the same way to describe a players tendencies in video games, usually while they hog a powerful weapon or position

other spellings: McGee, McGhee, or the very old M'Ghie
1)a)A woman has large breasts you call her "Tits Magee"
b)A man has prominent facial hair "Beards Magee"
c)A person is a Germany History buff you call him "Nazi Magee"
d) Someone is rich you call him "Money bags Magee"

2) When playing a video game someone may use many grenades ie "'Nades Magee"
by IG Joe March 18, 2008
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tits magee

someone who has abnormally large ta tas
dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight
by dyllpikle January 3, 2011
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Magelbitch

The worlds biggest bitch teacher. Drop her class. Believe what every one says about her. She's pure evil.
Shit! You got stuck with magelbitch for an entire year?
Yea it sucks major balls
Your life is going to be pure hell
by Voice of the student September 2, 2009
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Tits Magee!

1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
by J. Barrett January 16, 2008
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Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
by CJ September 5, 2004
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