A method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the penis, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his anus. Due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the participant takes a "long"time to complete the wank to satisfaction.
This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.
This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.
I just had a lang wank, but boy, my arse is a little tender now and I can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.
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