box locker

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."

by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."

by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man

"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"

by tela34 April 28, 2010

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016

locker 17

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA

A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.

But it’s kinda good tho..

Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.

Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.

“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”

by jyan jovell July 20, 2022