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liver squirts

When an alcoholics liver is failing from mass doses of alcohol and when he shits it squirts all over the toilet bowl.
My main man Purp has the liver squirts!
by cdubb January 14, 2008
mugGet the liver squirtsmug.

Social Liver Dart

smoking a cigarette amongst friends.

see: liver dart
Dan and Steve were smoking a few social liver darts outside shawna's house.

liver dart
by Shawna Goober May 20, 2012
mugGet the Social Liver Dartmug.

drain my liver

to pee, to urinate
I need to go out to drain my liver.
by potap December 25, 2009
mugGet the drain my livermug.

Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.
guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*
by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009
mugGet the Shiver my livermug.

White liver woman

A very highly promiscuous woman that will stop at nothing to get sex whenever and wherever. She does not get paid for the sex she has as she loves every second of it. She is shady and will go behind corners and sleep with husbands/boyfriends of friends and family and if caught, she simple just blames the female for not taking care of HER business. You can almost always find her in small town bars /dances where contract/farm workings come to the country to work for a season. Eventually, she will get pregnant for one of these men and try and force them to pay for the child and or marry their fat nasty asses.
Look at Linda 'the white liver woman' Leeson, she must sex at least 4 Jamaican men in a weekend when she goes to party in Simcoe, Ont. I have been witness to it!
by QweneT to u bitch June 12, 2019
mugGet the White liver womanmug.

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.
by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011
mugGet the Floating Liver Syndromemug.

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.
I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.
by The Wein February 20, 2013
mugGet the Check liver lightmug.

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