Lightey

1.) A simple word to describe the immense attractiveness of a member of the opposite sex.

2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.

It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"

"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.

All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.

Whilst at the beach as a hot girl walks past, just turn to your friend and subtley (or not so subtley, depending on your style), whisper "lightey", while nodding in her direction.

After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"

by Fred Olsen July 20, 2010

lighter

A word used to define a man whose dick has gotten smaller because of long term drug use or cigarette smoking.

I wish he would stopping that shit he's getting lighter.

by joe1967 December 31, 2007

jet lighter

A neat lighter available in Chinatowns the world over. It shoots out butane quickly so it makes a very hot jet of flame. Popular among the lighter fag crowd. Not functional for bongs.

Give me attention! I have a jet lighter.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Lighter

An object with a oddly large capacity to make humans feel emotional.

Boy: Bro I miss her so much, I found her lighter in my apartment yesterday, done near cried.
Boy 2: It's okay man, she'll come back.

by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Boomerang Lighter

A cigarette lighter that should come back to its rightful owner at all times.

Bitch, that is a boomerang lighters so it better effing come back.

by Givememyeffinglighterback June 11, 2012

Texas Lighter

Texas Lighter: Is a propane torch used as a regular lighter.

Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.

Hey, can you please pass me the "Texas Lighter", over there, in front of you?

"What? What lighter?"

In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".

by Gypsy Lizzard February 7, 2019