lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.

by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006

Lego Brick

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.

Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.

by Dode February 10, 2009

legjob

Legjob is similar to that of a footjob ,it involves using a womans legs, maingly her calf muscles to jerk a person to orgasm, the smooth and silky skin of the calfs are an added pleasure for the man.

Alternatively the woman can make a sandwhich with her legs and the man will insert his penis between the calves back and forth until he ejaculates.

The more atheltic the woman is the better the feeling against the cock since the calf muscles are defined and arouse the man even more!!!

Toms gf gave gim a legjob last night, he fucked her calves all night

by LegLover June 4, 2007

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

Legoheid

The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.

Often observed hanging around Garscadden.

Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

Lego Head

A hairstyle sculpted with so much Gel / Hairspray / Grease that is unchanged by the elements

Commonly sported by old alcoholics or slimey perverts.

"Look at that blokes Lego Head!"

by mrsarcasm March 18, 2009

Lego

Danish toys.

There are Legos in Denmark's hair. (If you understand this, I love you.)

Toys that hurt like hell to step on.

Norway: *gives Denmark a noogie*
Legos: *fall out of Denmark's hair*
Denmark: Yay.
Iceland: *steps on one* OH FU-

by Honda Kiku April 6, 2015