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Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"
by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020
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legal heroin

A term used to describe opiates, such as oxycontin, that can be prescribed by a doctor.
I broke my arm last week so my doctor prescribed me some legal heroin.
by Got_You March 8, 2019
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Technically Legal

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
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legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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legally stupid

A person that has IQ below 90.
Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!
by Excustic July 1, 2016
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