Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

by Bird man May 12, 2014

Lazy Girlfriend

When a male in a relationship ejaculates onto his female partners butt. This can be done while he is rubbing his penis in between her butt cheeks, or masturbating. If the girlfriend is too tired, not motivated, or busy with something else, she may let her male partner do this so she doesn't have to participate, yet her boy friend will be able to ejaculate.

Jenny was tired after a long day at school, so she gave her boy friend a lazy girlfriend

Stephanie was busy online, so her boyfriend Connor asked her politely for a lazy girlfriend

by expand-dong420 September 20, 2015

Lazy Holterman

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

by Rev john October 20, 2011

lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.

Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!

by johnnyboyyyy23 January 12, 2010

Meta Lazy

When you’re so lazy, your laziness benefits you to be more lazy without even trying.

Hayley is so lazy that she would forgo drinking iced water so she does not have to get ice from the freezer. Because of drinking water without ice, she does not have to clean up the condensation rings that an iced drink would leave. Hayley’s meta lazy.

by Paco Burrito Face December 5, 2020

lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

by Santaginas May 6, 2009

lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.

Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.

by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013