Shite Hart Lane

Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.

"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"

"Why not? Another easy three points"

"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.

Arsenal fans in the away section

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

life in the fast lane

To lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. Also the title of a song by the musical group The Eagles.

"Simplify. Simplify. Simplify. If I keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. Until then, I'll consciously decide that I'm going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy my life."

-T. Suzanne Eller

by Darth_Stimpy September 27, 2004

Layney

She's perfect in all the cute nerdy ways, Loves to read, smiles brightly, blushes extremely red and is over all a fun person to be around, she cares about each of her friends but, isn't afraid to stand her ground, she is overall nuetral though and doesn't like to pick sides. She is the sweetest person you'll ever know and definitely one hell of a girl.

She's such a layney, and that's better than anyone else could be.

by Mister click lister February 26, 2019

Lanessa

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Laney

A kind loving person that may have been through a lot but still smiles as if nothing ever happend she is a most likely smart girl and is fun to be around can be very annoying at times though pretty but doesn't think she is

Person:your soo pretty

Laney:OOF WDYM HUH IM CONFUSION HOW DARE YOUUU

by Yeetpersonoof February 14, 2019

Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.

That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009

Lanette

The sexiest, most beautiful amazing women you could ever find.. you are either unworthy or stupid to lose a Lanette.

Guy 1: Wow dude you found a Lanette!!
Guy 2: I know I am soooo lucky.

by CMGLRG January 2, 2012