When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
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Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on
by Hall and oats September 4, 2010
Get the Ladder Faggots mug.A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)
i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.
he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)
i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.
Osama bin laden(hiding in a dustbin): hi
the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo
the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo
by osamaiwillkillyou September 7, 2006
Get the osama bin laden mug.Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores.com. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man is gay, is sober and finds the woman repulsive, or has another woman much higher on his ladder.
Trying to ladder-jump is extremely risky and should not be attempted by the faint of heart.
Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."
Ladder Theory defines the Kiss of Death: "I just want to be friends."
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