soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

by Sublime300 June 19, 2008

Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.

These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!

by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010

Laander

A Laander is a man who is everything a woman could want. He is funny, handsome, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, and loving. A Laander is someone you bring home to meet your family. He is tall, cute, athletic, smart, and knows how to treat his lady. Every girl wishes she had a Laander. His eyes are deep, gorgeous, and see right through you. His lips are soft and create the perfect kiss.

Take a look at that Laander, wish I had one.

by Mya Dress December 2, 2010

Laundry detergent

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.

Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?

by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005