lanesha

A beautiful girl , really thick and kind of short with a bad temper when it comes to her boyfriend and a girl , very bipolar , but loving at the end of the day , big butt and everything

The new girl Lanesha is pretty thick and cute

by Loverboy334421 May 21, 2017

landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

I landsharked your mom.

by tilded April 17, 2003

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

lang

Someone who is very tall and has well defined muscles, usually adored by most females.

How lang is Will Smith?

by rippedman May 13, 2005

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

cross lanes

Cross Lanes is a town with nothing to do, like 10 gas stations in one five minute drive, and you always have to drive to nitro for something to do. (movies, bowling, rio)

man: I wish there was something to do!
boy: Well we'd better not go to Cross Lanes!

by clboredchild June 14, 2008

Thang-a-lang

A thang-a-lang is the male genitalia, also known as the penis.

I just saw Hot Liza shake her thang-a-lang at the club last week.

by fattyMagik June 23, 2009