Landon

A totally charming man who refuses to drink his buddies crown and mountain dew mixture because he can't hang. Totally dateable though. Has a really nice dodge ram truck that is loud and looks sexy as fuck. Also, has extremely large penis. May cause damage if not used properly....

I found a man who is very cute, but is a total landon.

by Yogy Bear March 22, 2019

Mental Landmine

A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.

A: I just hooked up with Halley

B: Good Shit she was cute.

A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.

B: now that's a Mental Landmine

by juan the don October 6, 2010

landover baptist

A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.

Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Landon S

The boy I am in love with.

"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."

by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012

belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

landon guy

Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.

sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)

landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*

by maury povich January 8, 2005

LanDodger

A person that repeatedly skips a LAN or tournament because they are bad or afraid of the results. An excuse is often used but is not needed.

Josh: What time are we LANing tonight?
Matt: Never, Kyle dodged LAN again.
Josh: That LanDodger will never get good. =(

by DrPwn May 11, 2008