Yosef Lagardera

Yosef Lagardera is a wise man who understands anyone from the inside.

He’s very good with business and creative.
Yosef Lagardera loves to travel, experience new things and always goes for a good wine when dining out.
He knows how to make you laugh and how to please you at any moment.

Yosef Lagardera is the man who can solve any issues.

Yosef Lagardera is my twin flame

by Habiti_אהובי December 18, 2021

Coon Lagoon

A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.

Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.

by Technicolour-Rascal March 23, 2009

Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.

Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.

by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012

Are you slaggin' the lagan ?

A rhetorical question used as a retort when someone says a stupid, crass, or offensive sentence. The Lagan is a river in Ireland on which the City of Belfast is situated.

Person1: He's an idiot !!
Person2: Are ya slaggin' the lagan?

by Michael O'Meara December 23, 2003

Lago

Opposite of Geist Editor; Pure Internet Hilarity; the feeling of awesomeness one gets from rocking the fuck out to some Jello Biafra while watching episodes of La Blue Girl; the key to Japanese-American international relations

by RPD March 29, 2003

Laggage

Lag during IRC chat creates laggage

When the screen scrolls up and their is suddelly ten lines of chat you have experienced laggage

by Vampyre September 25, 2004

The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

by Todd Todd September 26, 2009