When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.
by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016
The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.
Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller
Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller
But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”
by Phone Pirate Smitty October 26, 2007
by Matt and Trey September 02, 2009
Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.
Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.
by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003
Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.
Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"
by Mauao November 07, 2007
by NIKNAK10 October 19, 2010
The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.
by bluejay_45167 January 16, 2010