loofie

A loofie is an older male that many girls find attractive but is way out of their league, or too old.

- Hey girl look at that loofie over there, i would do anything to get with him!
- Girl your wasting your time.

by katieeboo333 February 22, 2011

A loof

When someone is such an idiot, you refer to them as a loof. A loof is someone who can’t comprehend common sense or has an inability to understand their surroundings and others.

“ you’re such a loof”
“Thanks ya loof”

by TheRealReal24 February 18, 2020

loopdally

someone who is more than loopy; someone who is totally crazy; someone who u can take the piss out of very easily cos they say or do the most stupid things and end up embarrassing themselves too easily, a bit like me!

e.g someone who admits they hav a bell collection (or any other collection of pointless objects) and doesnt think its something to be ashamed of

by Liannabellica May 3, 2005

Loofaniscus

The red irritation on a mans weiner from the ecessive friction of a tube shaped loofa. Irritation may bleed and result in pinky-toe sized blisters

Dammmm.....Look at the loofaniscus on my penis!!!!

by mikey3456643556 January 7, 2009

Loondogy

One who acts much cooler than he really is, especially in situations that contradict that, such as while gaming.

Rick- That Loondogy's such a pretentious douche.
James- I know. He said he's had sex with my mom while playing an amazing solo on the banjo and writing a thesis on quantum physics during a game of COD. I have strong reason to disagree.

by Phyrefight July 28, 2011

Loodney

A traveller / gypsy / pikey word, meaning a loose woman.

Traveller1: Who's that lass that was in your caravan with Selma?

Traveller2: Oh that's a loodney that is, Sophie's her name. Pure loodney pal.

Traveller1: Aw aye!

by LolItsMeJim May 15, 2012

loofied

When a loofah aggressively and unwillingly enters the anal cavity

I fell asleep at Steve's place and woke up to Mike screaming...I GOT LOOFIED

by Sambone092 January 6, 2017