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global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.
I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.
by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003
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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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Vanilla Local

A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.
a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")
by Seth dug May 20, 2020
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Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.
A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.
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local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best
Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt
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local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
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Local Bopper

A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.
Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.
by Mollusc March 19, 2019
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